Mr. Specter for President
Notice: Due to
the recent events of November 4, 2008 Mr. Specter has decided to suspend his campaign
for the presidency and, in the interest of national unity, throw his support
behind Mr. Obama.
Why Vote for Mr. Specter?
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Mr. Specter is NOT a
Washington Insider. He’s a true Maverick.
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Mr. Specter is ready to lead.
The only question is, “Is anyone ready to follow?”
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Mr. Specter has had more
experience than most people. Granted, not much of his experience is relevant to
the presidency, but then again he has not been exposed to the corruption of the
Senate.
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Mr. Specter does not owe political
favors to anyone
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Mr. Specter has never accepted
money from a lobbyist, although he'd like to. (If you’re a lobbyist with a lot
of extra cash call 412-555-1212 for more information)
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He has complete independence
(Except, of course, from Mrs. Specter. He doesn't always listen to her either.
He usually does - but not always.)
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Mr. Specter will bring change
to Washington. He may also bring a few dollars as well. That’s one expensive
town.
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Mr. Specter thinks the way
you do, whaever that is. At least for now.
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Mr. Specter will give you new
hope for the future. After all there will be another election in four years.
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Mr. Specter has traveled internationally.
He’s been to Canada, Mexico, Africa and England. He’d love to travel some more
at taxpayer expense. He’s willing to fly coach.
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Mr. Specter knows that Africa
is a continent, not a country.
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Mr. Specter cannot see Russia
from his back porch. Mr. Specter doesn’t even have a back porch.
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Remember to vote early and
vote often on election day. Vote for the Specter of your choice!
Remember,
Great Politicians Cannot Be Bought;
Only Rented!